Readers Rides: Pontiac Parisienne
Issue date: 4/14/08 Section: Features
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Mods: Brand new exhaust system, white wall tires
Why I dig it: Just look at it! Nobody builds cars like these anymore and nobody ever will. Built as the Canadian version of the Bonneville, this all-steal (no plastic) tank looks great regardless of bad paint and cancer spots. Bulletproof? Try bomb proof: mostly all original 305ci V-8, with about 150 horses… plenty of power to snap back your neck or slide the back end out on purpose. Gas mileage? How about 20-25 miles on the highway. Comfort? Uh, these cars were built to cram 8 in it, with room to spare; 10 bodies in the trunk. Weight? Around 2 tons, enough to bury inferior vehicles who pull up too close. Yeah, no one makes these babies anymore. And, look around campus, there is more than one floating around out there.
2008 Woodie Awards

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